"Trim & Tidy: Spiffy Up Your Snuggle-Buddy!"

"Snip into satisfaction with our choice of a haircut or shave, which includes a fantastic fur-bath, brilliant brushing, neat nail trim, expert ear cleaning, spotless sanitary trim, precise pad shaving and a fabulous furnishings' touch-up; it's no mere cut, it's a full-scale, tail-wagging pampering spree!"

"Wrap your fur-babies in a world of luxurious care as we whisk them through a bubbling bath, delightful brush, charming nail trim, super ear-scrub, pristine sanitary shaping, precious padded paw-shaving, and stylish furnishing finesse – it's all about the lather, brush, snip, and snuggle!"